People versus friends

A. People can be divided into 3 groups:

1. Those who make things happen
2. Those who watch things happen
3. Those who wonder what happened

B. If we delve further into that we can do another 3:

1. Those who drive slow in the fast lane
2. Those who think that turning signals on their car don't apply to them
3. Those who take two parking spaces to park

C. And another 3:

1. Those who think the world revolves around them
2. Those who think they should breed (the stupid ones mainly)
3. Those who think everybody owes them something

D. But my friends all fit into these 3 categories:

1. Those who make me laugh
2. Those who love me unconditionally (drinking or not, bald or not, fat or not, cancer or not, 40+ or not, perfect boobs or not)
3. Those who don't do anything from the subcategories B & C, but definitely are A#1

Thanks for putting up with me as I change (yet again) into a 40-something, sober, breast cancer survivor, size 8, with a ponytail, laugh lines on my face, imperfect (um) boobs, and still the same freakin' sense of humor. Thanks for encouraging me when I needed it, and knowing when to shut the f*&% up, and enjoy a comfortable silence with me.

I am blessed to have the friends I have. You know who you are. Come along with me as we boldly go where nobody has gone before! (And isn't time we start planning another vacation?)