You have a polyester-type-fabric "one-size-fits-all" green with pink flower thingy, complete with shoulder pads in your hands, along with matching items. The lady behind you comments about your terrific finds. She is serious and also distraught that she didn't find the one-size-fits-all thingy first.
Simply smile and walk away, that's what you do.
And for those of you are trying to figure out what I am going to be for Halloween? Come on. You know me better than that. I never dress and tell. I guess you will just have to come to my party to find out.
Here's a hint, although I wager it's impossible to tell by this.
Feel free to try!
What do YOU think I am going to be?
See below post for other costumes I have worn in the past: Mona Lisa, dancin' trousers, carrot, Mia from Pulp Fiction, gargoyle. Hard to tell what's next!