10 things you should know about me:
1. I'm funny.
2. I remember everything. If I don't remember it, it didn't happen.
3. I know lots of useless information (like who invented the toilet or what movie was playing at the drive in during the beginning of The Flintstones)
4. I'm loud!
5. Once you are in my circle of trust, there is absolutely nothing I won't do for you.
6. I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
7. I have little patience for bullshit.
8. I collect people with terrific personalities who make me laugh.
9. I hate to vacuum.
10. I am addicted to my computer.
11. I can throw a dinner party for 12 together in 2 hours.
12. I often stretch the truth, which is why I said 10 things you should know, even though I put down 12.