HOT DOG: mustard, ketchup or relish?

Let's say that it is your LAST meal (I don't know why it is and it really isn't germane to this post, although if your imagination isn't working, I will come up with a story for you in my next blog. Please alert me to that when you answer the question posted below). 

You are given a HOT DOG, and a choice of ONE condiment. Only one. What do you choose?  

Your choices are:

  • Ketchup
  • Mustard
  • Relish
  • Onions
  • Mayonnaise
  • Hot Sauce (and what kind?)
This will turn into a future blog, so please comment! And for those of you who are just reading this and don't have a blogger account, you can post as anonymous (and please do!) And for those of you who are vegetarians, you can pretend it's a tofu dog if you really must. 


Anonymous said...

I would use the mustard, but I wish that you had included saurkraut on the choices, althought I'm not sure I could have sauerkraut without mustard, but I defiinitely could have mustard without sauerkraut.

Margerie said...

Mustard for me baby. The yellow cheap stuff. Ellen selects "plain"


Anonymous said...

Haley, I would chose stadium mustard. If they didn't have that I would have to have the Ketchup. Dawn

LisaK said...

I'm with Zeena--saurkraut would probably be the one I'd pick (I WOULD have kraut w/o mustard, though!) ...BUT since I'm such a stickler for "following directions," I guess I'll pick "mustard" but it should be the brown spicy (but not too spicy) kind.

Anonymous said...


Susan said...

Mayo for me, but not too much. Or plain. Either would be fine.

I don't like ketchup. Three years spent filling up ketchup bottles in a restaurant means that now even the smell of it makes me want to urp.

And, as you know, I've been told by a very trustworthy authority that mustard will kill me. Not you, not the authority himself, only me.

Dan S said...

Before I get started, KETCHUP never goes on a hotdog or eggs!!

Well I'm guessing if my only option for my last meal is a hot dog with one topping then I'm on the bus ride to hell. Seeing how its going to be a long hot ride to hell that leaves out Mayo (oh how I love mayo, I will miss you).

Hot sauce on a hotdog, yuck that must be Tims choice.

Next would be the relish normally this is a must but only one topping i just dont know...
Everyone else will say mustard, and with my luck seeing how its hell and all the mustard container will most likely be empty.

What about the unloved onion? Nice cold onions Maybe red maybe white chopped fine or sliced thinly. Take your time on the ride and you would have grilled onions, always a good choice. The onion it is.

patrice said...

relish, no question. it has got to be relish.

Anonymous said...

OK. Tofu hot dog with mustard. Yum.


Anonymous said...

Mustard is my topping of choice. It adds a bit of spice and there are too many to choose from. A hot dog is really just a sausage and I love to grill it and dip it. In mustard, of course.

Love, Steph

Mallu said...

I would choose mustard.