My friend, Carmen, is darling. She is 40something, a size 2, great hair, perfect skin (she hardly ever goes out in the sun), and is one of the funniest people I know. Of course, even though she looks like the girl next door, she can drop the "F-bomb" just as much as any teenage boy.
This week, she had a varicose vein removed from her leg. How crazy is that? When I was talking about with a friend of mine, I announced "It's so funny that Carmen is as vain as she is."
HAHAHAHAHA. Get it? Vain? Varicose veins? I crack myself up.
Here's what THEY say about it: https://healthlibrary.epnet.com/GetContent.aspx?token=70ff5260-81bd-4de1-9998-14fc98aa9133&chunkiid=11474
I don't know if anybody has managed to link the varicose veins to the little stickers that appear on the bottom of all vibrators "Do NOT use on unexplained calf pain".
Does anybody know why vain people have veins removed?
And why are there stickers on the bottom of all vibrators:
DO NOT USE ON UNEXPLAINED CALF PAIN